The Lesser-Spotted StellarWind Elsydeon in his un-natural
Full Name: Gad Deutsch
Aka: StellarWind Elsydeon
Date of Birth: December 14th, 1985
Hair and Eye Color: Brown
Height: Approximately 1.75m (Somewhere between 5'8'' and 5'9'' in those bizarre imperial units.)
Weight: With or without the biomechanical combat armor?
Marital Status: Single.
Current Occupation: Technorganic ball of stress with a bachelor's degree in Biology.
Alignment: Chaotic Good until you piss me off.
Element: Grass, crystal, wind, bio-metal AND MY AXE.
Weapon of Choice: Armblades, claws, glaive, naginata, assorted
swords, spatulas, poison-tipped mailboxes of disfigurement (they
have a +9 against Trolls), the Legendary Toasterblade (Dual-wield
for massive bread-elemental damage), complex biological formulas rained from above, rocket lawn chairs (often in the general direction of the sun), Buicks (for punching-things-in-face-with purposes) assorted tendrils, hyper-sonic skrees, paper, pencils, guitar, keyboard,
piano, Photoshop, Microsoft Word, Audacity and the warped universes
inside my mind. List may change depending on what's available for weaponization at one given moment.
Attire of Choice: Biomechanical combat armor. If none available,
substitute with jeans, t-shirts and bandannas, occasionally with some form of a jacket.
Special Abilities: Shapeshifting, puns, obscure references,
memetic engineering and a lethal pseudo-British accent.
Arch-Rivals: The Irony Gods, emotions, sleep and the fabric
Power Level: You guessed it... IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!
Religion: Agnostic, leaning towards atheism. I don't see a need to slap anthropomorphic personifications on the forces of nature and I believe that if there is some form of conscious deity-type thing out there it's so far beyond the level of human understanding it renders the whole affair moot anyway. I am however rather fond of the idea that we are the universe, trying to explain itself.
Political Position: My position on politics is that they
should be done away with. The problem with political jokes is that
they keep getting elected.
Interests: Worldbuilding, art, writing, RPing, music (listening,
playing, whatever), day-dreaming, nature, biology, minerals, paleo-stuffs,
anthros, weird and interesting
creatures (in particular of the plated/tendrilled variety), absorbing tons of useless information in a
million different ranges of stuffs, teh internets, several mainstream
fandoms (Pokémon for instance) and quite a bunch of really
obscure fandoms (I would list a few but you're probably already
Color: Greens, blues, the bluer spectrum of purple and black.
Season: Late autumn, winter and early spring.
Weather: Pleasantly coldish.
Food: Far too many to list and largely depends on my mood.
However, pizza, some forms of pasta or a good steak are always good.
Drink: VERY cold water, coffee and mint tea. Occasionally hot chocolate. Usually with a dash of coffee.
Candy/Desserts: Black licorice, white chocolate and anything
involving mint or coffee.
Scent: The smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like
VICTORY. Seriously - rain, waterfalls, mint and assorted chlorophyll
related scents like freshly cut grass and forests...
Words: Assorted feline noises, Hurdadurdalur, Northeastern Czechoslovakia.
Music: Aside from the obvious anime and VG music, I mostly
enjoy rock ballads, some forms of metal and pretty instrumental
bits. Melody is a really big thing for me, as far as my favorite
styles of music are involved.
Genres: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Humor, Satire.
Books: Nearly anything by Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and
Neil Gaiman, Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman's Death Gate Cycle
series, Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game series, Stanislaw
Lem's Solaris, Frank Herbert's Dune, Gabi Nitzan's
Wild, Robin Hobb's Realm of the Elderlings series, a few Kurt Vonnegut novels and various other books,
some more obscure than others.
TV Series: I seldom watch TV, and most of the series I like
don't air anymore - but off the top of my head: Babylon 5, Star
Trek: The Next Generation, CSI, House M.D. and various anime series
and fucked up 80s cartoons.
Video Games: Too many to list - mostly jRPGs (such as Phantasy
Star IV, Wild ARMs 1, 2 and 4. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga, FFVI and FFXII)
and point-and-click adventures (such as The Longest Journey, Day
of the Tentacle and Simon the Sorcerer) - but I enjoy the occasional
RTS (Starcraft and Warcraft 3 FTW), several action-adventure games
(like Terranigma, Okami and Super Metroid), wRPGs (The Elder Scrolls series comes to mind - in particular Oblivion and Skyrim) and various-style-hybrids like
the QFG series and Star Control 2. I even play the occasional FPS (Rather fond of Bungie-era Halo series, screw the 343i era), but not often.
Quote of the Moment:"What more could one wish for
than the stars to guide his steps where he walks, the moon to light
his way in darkness and a lovely companion by his side to keep him
company through the long, forgotten night?"
I could say that I am yet another soul in an infinite
universe, eternally in search of poetic justice, a drop of sense,
love, happiness and my shapeshifting abilities (not necessarily
in that order) - but that would make me sound cliché and
wannabe deep. I could say that I'm a random madperson, an unclassified
life-form with too much imagination - but that would make me sound
too much like everyone else out there. I could say I am a thinker
in search of an answer - but I already know said answer is fourty-two.
I could say I am prone to obsessing over the strangest things -
but then again, today we are going to learn how to have curry from
common household objects, the last Xanafalgue is in captivity, the
galaxy is not so *frumple*. SURPRISE AND TERROR!
... So I'll just say this - I'm just me. That's all there really
is to it.
(Also, If you can read all this, you don't
For questions, comments, resolutions,
revolutions, world domination plans, bribes, death threats, small
plated, clawed beasties and weapons of mass destruction, contact
me via e-mail.