Or: In the name of The Father, The Son, and the Holy
Goat.
Dys Tuvai says:
So yeah. This is what happens when I don't shave my damned face for a
while XP
Irene says:
Eheheh XD
Dys Tuvai says:
I end up looking like a bandanna toting Jesus. Hurrr.
Dys Tuvai says:
... Rofflishly enough, one Facebook quiz I took gave me Jesus as a result.
Dys Tuvai says:
WTF.
Dys Tuvai says:
I DO NOT HAVE A GOD COMPLEX.
Dys Tuvai says:
>>;
Dys Tuvai says:
I have a Gad complex, but that's beside the damn point!~
Irene says:
*Tempted to draw you as Arceus*
Dys Tuvai says:
I'll have you know Gads are very complex organisms!
Dys Tuvai says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
... No.
Dys Tuvai says:
That would require amputation.
Dys Tuvai says:
And THEN how the fuck am I supposed to draw?!
Dys Tuvai says:
xD
Irene says:
With your 1000 arms.
Dys Tuvai says:
... WHAT 1000 arms?!
Dys Tuvai says:
He's mostly armless!
Dys Tuvai writes:
Irene says:
Hahahahah
Dys Tuvai says:
I'd fistshake, but, yes. LACK OF ARMS.
Dys Tuvai says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
FUCK
Dys Tuvai says:
MY ARMBLADES!
Dys Tuvai says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
Someone's gonna pay.
Dys Tuvai says:
(Gallops off into the sunset)
Dys Tuvai says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
But first
Irene says:
XD
Dys Tuvai says:
I've gotta attend to my collection of fine china.
Dys Tuvai says:
(Alphabetizes his plates)
Dys Tuvai says:
Hmm. Meadow plate, meadow plate, meadow plate, meadow plate, sweet mother
of dog, why do all these people insist on sending me meadow plates...
Irene says:
XDD I can't even type a coherent comment
Dys Tuvai says:
I mean I know that green is TOTALLY my color, but GEEZE.
Dys Tuvai says:
AND NOW
Dys Tuvai says:
FEAR THE POWER OF JUDGMENT!
Dys Tuvai says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
Okay, where's the Power of Judgment?
Dys Tuvai says:
C'MON, SPECIAL EFFECTS DEPARTMENT, WORK WITH ME!
Dys Tuvai says:
(Cue needless pyrotechnics)
Dys Tuvai says:
Much better.
Dys Tuvai says:
Thank you.
Irene says:
XD
Dys Tuvai says:
(Sigh) Now, what do I create next....
Dys Tuvai says:
Seems awfully boring around these parts. Nothing around except for some
broken eggshells..
Dys Tuvai says:
... And chaos. Pretty lovely chaos. NO, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.
Dys Tuvai says:
You there! The... Grey, weird-looking tapeworm guy!
Dys Tuvai says:
You can have it.
Irene says:
...If the universe was really created this way...
Dys Tuvai writes:
Irene says:
Hahahahaha XD
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
Altered Forme utterly eludes my memory now, sorry. XD
Irene says:
T... Those shoes.
Irene says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
I KNOW XD wtf XD
Irene says:
XD
Dys Tuvai says:
Yawn, let's see... Creation, creation, creation...
Dys Tuvai says:
Where will I find the TIME to do it?!
Dys Tuvai says:
Oh. Of course. I need to create it. Silly me.
Dys Tuvai says:
Hnn... let's see.
Dys Tuvai says:
... A HAH! A PENCIL!
Irene says:
...
Irene says:
XD
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
Oh wait. No arms.
Dys Tuvai says:
...
Dys Tuvai says:
Well then... WITH MIND BULLETS!
Irene says:
(THIS needs to be posted somewhere by the way, it's too epic so far)
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
... Hnn.
Dys Tuvai says:
Needs something...
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
Better... But not quite... Still needs something else...
Dys Tuvai says:
OH! I know!
Dys Tuvai says:
Let's shove a jewel on its chest and a fucking seashell on its ass!
Irene says:
... Seashell XD Oh wow!
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
PERFECT!
Irene says:
AWESOME
Dys Tuvai says:
Now, what to name it. Hnn. Seashell, seaweed, algae... Clocks.. Dials...
Dys Tuvai says:
AHAH!
Dys Tuvai says:
I'LL CALL IT DIALGA!
Dys Tuvai says:
There. Now I have all the time in the world.
Dys Tuvai says:
... Kinda cramped in here, though. Need some space....
Dys Tuvai says:
Hnn. Space, space, space, space, space...
Dys Tuvai says:
OH, I KNOW!
Dys Tuvai says:
SPACE GODZILLA!
Dys Tuvai writes:
Irene says:
... Your etymology of the name Dialga is the best I've ever heard.
Dys Tuvai says:
... Nn. But that could get me sued for copyright infringement...
Dys Tuvai says:
Why, those lawyers! Strutting about, going all "MY COMPANY HAS A
BIGGER PENIS THAN YOURS!"
Dys Tuvai says:
WELL
Dys Tuvai says:
I WILL SHOW THEM!
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
NO ONE SHALL OUTPENIS ME!.... Wait. Do I really want to entrust space
in the hands of a giant dinosaur phallus?
Dys Tuvai says:
....
Dys Tuvai says:
Nah, people will just say this universe sucks balls...
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
BETTER!
Dys Tuvai says:
Now it HAS balls to suck!
Irene says:
Oh GOD XD
Dys Tuvai says:
... You know what? To hell with this. I don't give a flying fuck.
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
... Well THAT'S literal of you.
Irene says:
..... XDDDDDDDD
Dys Tuvai says:
Hn. I dunno. The whole giant flying penis theme... It could work, but
it needs something to make it less obviously. A touch of feminine to go
with all this blatant masculinity...
Dys Tuvai says:
OH, I KNOW!
Dys Tuvai says:
I'LL MAKE IT PINK!
Dys Tuvai says:
Might as well toss in some seashells here TOO for good measures!
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
Now these spikes kinda don't belong... But they do add some kind of punk
look to it... Oh, I know how to compensate for that!
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
A GIANT SPACE MOHAWK!
Dys Tuvai says:
THERE! THAT'S perfect!
Irene says:
It's SO perfeeect XD
Dys Tuvai says:
Now, you, run along now, go uh.. make... spacy things! I mean, you're
obviously gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide, being
an interior designer is your divine calling!
Dys Tuvai says:
Oh right. Name.
Dys Tuvai says:
... well, you, Pal, look like something made in Korea, so I might as well
call you Palhyundai or something. Or maybe... Palkia?
Dys Tuvai says:
... Palkia. It even sounds like Godzilla.
Dys Tuvai says:
Right! Off with you!
Dys Tuvai says:
RIGHT! So now with all the time and space in the world...
Irene says:
.... XD'
Dys Tuvai says:
Hurrr....
Dys Tuvai says:
Now what to do with it?
Dys Tuvai says:
Hnnn..
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
HEY YOU
Dys Tuvai says:
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Dys Tuvai says:
I swear, rodent problems...
Irene says:
Kangaroo rats?
Dys Tuvai says:
GET OUT OR I'LL PUT FUNNY HATS ON YOU!
Dys Tuvai says:
Oh, what is it? You're here to see the Wizard? Sure, I can arrange that.
What do you want? A brain?
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
There. Now you have enough brain for all of us. What about you? a Heart?
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
Made of real life Luvdiscs!
Irene says:
...Those eyes...
Dys Tuvai says:
And you... what.... Courage? Would being REALLY annoying to fight and
catch suffice?
Dys Tuvai says:
... Sure.
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
There.
Irene says:
What is that XD courage?
Dys Tuvai says:
Run along now... wait, what? These hats don't look good in pink? ... Picky
picky... Here.
Dys Tuvai writes:
Dys Tuvai says:
Here. BLUE. Have an extra tail for the eff of it too. On the house.
Dys Tuvai says:
... Hey, you know, I think I'm on to something with this...
Irene says:
... They look like... Keroro frogs now.
Dys Tuvai says:
<I WAS THINKING THAT!> XD
Dys Tuvai says:
<And that is why they took to the lakes. >
Irene says:
... Makes sense.
Dys Tuvai says:
Kay. Scarecrow, you're brain. You're now in charge of intelligence. Tin-Man,
you're Heart. You're in charge of emotion. Lion, you're courage. You're
in charge of willpower.
Dys Tuvai says:
From this day on you are Psychic Midget Patrol!
Irene says:
XD
Dys Tuvai says:
What? You want cool names too? Tsk, fine.
Dys Tuvai says:
What's always too smart for its own good? Azns. You need a chinese name.
YOU... XIE!
Dys Tuvai says:
And you made a hell of a lot of Mess. so Mesprit it is.
Dys Tuvai says:
Eerr.... What to name you...
Dys Tuvai says:
... Blue midget, blue midget, blue midget... Azure elf. AZELF. There.
Dys Tuvai says:
What do you mean this name could fit all three of you?
Dys Tuvai says:
Look, just bugger off before I yoink your crystals and make a pretty necklace
out of them.
Dys Tuvai says:
... Oooh. Interesting idea. I should give it to the next guy who has a
god complex.
Irene says:
..... XD
Dys Tuvai says:
HOKAY! So. Now we have time, space, and enough random makings for sentient
life, knowing these little bastards they'll do something with them.
Dys Tuvai says:
(Stretches) I suppose I'll bugger off somewhere and make sure the only
people who can disturb me are people who mastered Stairway to Heaven on
an Ocarina.
Irene says:
... How did this all begin anyway? XD
Dys Tuvai says:
Me saying that with all the fuzz and hair I look like Jesus and you suggesting
me as Arceus.
Dys Tuvai says:
... Which only proves one thing...
Dys Tuvai says:
I should NOT be allowed to be an armless llama deity.
Dys Tuvai says:
The end ^_^